Well girls, we are off for the weekend to the outlet mall meca ~ we're taking the "looser cruiser" (aka the mini van) and a trunk full of beer to ring in the pre-christmas sales across the border! I mean really, how much trouble can we get into this weekend (setting aside the evidentury pictures someone will likely snap!) It should be great! Hopefully no one will get too silly (we are worried about a certain somebody) and everyone will find great deals! We'll let you know how the border interrogation goes on the way back through. My personal policy, which has never failed me yet, is to simply stuff as much shit into my suitcase, and flirt a little with the guard - except if it's a girl, and then I need a plan B.......how bout stashing it all in my sister's bag, so when they strip search her (ooooo how lucky....again I hope HE'S cute for her sake!) I can act all surprised when discovers half the shit in her bag isn't hers!!!!!
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