Rants In Your Pants

Shop till you drop!

2006-11-10T14:24:00.001-05:00

Well girls, we are off for the weekend to the outlet mall meca ~ we're taking the "looser cruiser" (aka the mini van) and a trunk full of beer to ring in the pre-christmas sales across the border! I mean really, how much trouble can we get into this weekend (setting aside the evidentury pictures someone will likely snap!) It should be great! Hopefully no one will get too silly (we are worried about a certain somebody) and everyone will find great deals! We'll let you know how the border interrogation goes on the way back through. My personal policy, which has never failed me yet, is to simply stuff as much shit into my suitcase, and flirt a little with the guard - except if it's a girl, and then I need a plan B.......how bout stashing it all in my sister's bag, so when they strip search her (ooooo how lucky....again I hope HE'S cute for her sake!) I can act all surprised when discovers half the shit in her bag isn't hers!!!!!

See yA

Arghhhhhh! The art of intimidation!

2006-11-08T08:05:00.000-05:00

Why is it that we allow the idiots to occupy space in our head? I have decided to permanently erect a sign on the lawn of my brain that says "I don't rent space to morons!" Intimidation in the workplace or in our social world sucks! It's amazing though how difficult it is to be civil to these people! I'm quickly tiring of plastering on the happy face and ignoring them. Life can be such a bitch.......

Where the hell is Ruby, and why won't my undies stay put?

2006-11-07T10:55:00.000-05:00

Hey girls! Well as I am brand spanking new to this bloggy thingy, I am still trying to figure out how to give Ruby a snazzy template! EEEEE Gads this computer techno-geeky fluff is tricky business when you don't speak HTMLese! Anyhoo, just a note to rant rant rant about today's piss-off........what to do when your undies won't stop crawlin' up your ass. I mean really girls, if it isn't bad enough that the blasted things won't stop creeping up the crack, it's how in the world to get them out non-chalantly whilst having a bunch of co-workers mill about the very chair you are trying to use to mask your picking fingers! Note to self to buy underwear with better elastics!

This is simply my rant for the moment. Comments, concerns or ideas to avoid the whole bum munching undie problem would be appreciated!

Gads!

Where are you Ruby?????

2006-11-06T01:51:00.000-05:00

Ruby will make her entrance into the blogosphere shortly......stay tuned for the world's first glimpse of this sassy spitfire!

Ruby Who ??

2006-11-05T15:05:00.000-05:00

This is the story of Ruby. The greatest story never told.

Ms. Ruby Rant was born on March 8, 1980. (International Women's Day of course!)

As a tiny chick-adee she wore tieras, feather boas, high heels and sparkly dresses from her tickle trunk. She was a princess destined to be queen. Ruby Rant is all grown up and a queen she has become. She's a queen without a country. What exactly is she the queen of ?

She's the queen incarnate. She's the queen that lives inside each and every one of us.

She's the queen of her castle.
She's the queen of flirt.
She's the queen of cuisine.
She's the queen of fashion.
She's the queen of buzz.

She's like Barbie... the chick has everything !

Ruby has dedicated her life to "ranting it up" with every girl she can find.

In good times and in bad, rants will be had.

Tell Ruby your passions .... she can't wait to hear your rant !